im single by choice
its just not my choice
me: *arrives at party*
me: so who wants to talk about institutionalized racism
LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL
im not saying we SHOULD have sex but if you asked me I wouldn’t say no
i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
If anyone else were to kiss me, all they would taste is your name."